Church Joke

I heard this joke in church yesterday. A little random, but I can't think of anything else to write.

Once upon a time, there was a blur church member, called Steve. When he died, he met an angel (or someone else) standing in front of the gates of heaven. He told Steve that there was a very long queue to heaven, and if he wanted to cut queue he had to answer every question that he asked correctly.

"First question. What two days in a week start with the letter T?" asked the angel.
"That's easy. Today and tomorrow." answered Steve.

=.=''' (Angel's expression). The angel found it amusing and somewhat clever. "Okay, I'll give that one to you. But let's see if you can answer the next question."

"Second question. How many seconds are there in a year?" asked the angel.
"Another easy one. Twelve." Steve said confidently.
"Why?" the angel inquired.
"Well, there's 2nd of January, 2nd of February, etc."

=.=''' (Angel's expression... again). The angel once again astounded by his answer, thought that his answer was very clever. "Okay, I'll give that one to you. But let's see if you can answer the last question."

"What is God's first name?" asked the angel.
"The easiest question so far. It's Andy!" Steve answered.
"What?! Why do you say that?" the angel asked again.
"Because in praise and worship sessions, we would sing 'And he walks with me, and he sings with me, and he talks with me..." Steve said.

Didn't really like the last one. If you didn't get it, try saying the words out.